I'm glad LJ is so pleased with all their new junk

Why did they think *I* wanted all this search stuff? It seems to me it's just a pile of crap. Why would I want it so googlers and spammers and all manner of undesirables have easier access to my LJ or your LJ, all they have to do is be a paid account holder and they can stalk away unless I make my journal friends' only.They just keep giving us stuff that either doesn't work nearly as well as what they replaced or stuff that we flat don't need. How about eaier access to posting instead of this new thing which is harder to navigate? More userpics... if GJ can do like a million, why can't LJ? I'd like to see a nice way to have an RPG in LJ... the only way to do them sucks as best I can tell. Oh well, I guess we just take what we get... whether we like it or not.

SPAM: I'VE BEEN FAVOURED

"newest_reply@terra.es" <newest_reply@terra.es> Subject: GREETINGS IN THE NAME OF GOD (YOU'VE BEEN FAVOURED) GOOD DAY TO YOU ,GREETINGS IN THE NAME OF GOD,My name is Mrs. Jennifer Woodward, I am a dying woman who have decided to donate what I have to you/church. I am 59 years old and I was diagnosed for cancer for about 2 years ago,immediately after the death of my husband, who has left me everything he worked for.I have been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to the you for the good work of God, rather than allow my relatives to use my husband hard earned funds ungodly. Please pray, that the good Lord forgive me my sins.I have asked God to forgive me and I beleive He has because He is a merciful God. I will be going in for an operation in less than a month and I decided to WILL/donate the sum of $250,000 (Two Hundred and Fifty thousand United States Dollars) to you for the good work of the lord, and also to help the motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows. At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls due to the fact that my relatives are around me and my health status.I have adjusted my WILL and my lawyer is aware I have changed my WILL. If you are a Godly person, please contact my lawyer and he will arrange the transfer of the funds from my account to your preffered account.I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and PLEASE use the funds well and always extend the good work to others. Pls. Contact my lawyer, Barrister Brown Williams , with the specified email address-: Emial; williams_chambers_22@myway.comTEL:+447031931257 +447031966413 Please ensure that you copy all your correspondence to the two email addresses above.Please tell him that I have WILLED ($250,000) to you. Goodluck in all your future endeavours! Thanks, Mrs. Jennifer Woodward.jennifer_woodward011@yahoo.co.uk Ahora también puedes acceder a tu correo Terra desde el móvil.Infórmate en www.terra.es/correo.

It's all larian's fault

I am finally loading my iPod! I have SGA season 1 on it now... and am in the process of putting tons and tons of strange music on it. I do not have DSL yet so I depend on the kindness of the people who talked me into getting this thing! Her name is iAlice! I am not sure why. Um... Alice's Restaurant? Alice in Wonderland? All the young girls love Alice? Alice Cooper? Alice B. Toklas? Alive in Chains? Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore? I have no idea. When Larry asked me what to name her, Alice came out of my mouth before i could stop it. Alice has a lovely black leather jacket. And lovely black earbuds... Maybe she's a gothy iPod. She's playing NIN's Closer for me now. I had forgotten what an oddly inspirational song that one is. Oh and lookie at my icon! luin77 did that for me... I think that would be an elf holding it and not me! But she looks just like that! You may return to your regularly scheduled programming. I am done squeeing over my joining the 21st century! :)

SPAM!

Fifth Third Bank -- Fifth Third Bank reminder: account secure confirmation. Fifth Third Bank? Come on! Surely they can do better than that!

Ode to Spell Check

This is for those writers who think that using spellcheck alone makes up for not knowing a single bit of grammar. And for those who beta and think that spellchecking makes them a beta. I did not write it; I just found it. I have a spelling chequer. It came with my pea sea. It plane lee marks four my revue Miss steaks aye can knot see. Eye ran this poem threw it. Your sure lea glad two no. Its very polished in its weigh, My chequer tolled me sew. A chequer is a blessing. It freeze yew lodes of thyme. It helps me right awl stiles two reed, And aides me when aye rime. Each frays comes posed up on my screen Eye trussed too bee a joule. The chequer pours o'er every word To cheque sum spelling rule. Bee fore a veiling chequers Hour spelling mite decline, And if we're lacks oar have a laps, We wood bee maid too wine. Butt now bee cause my spelling Is checked with such grate flare, There are know faults with in my cite, Of nun eye am a wear. Now spelling does not phase me, It does knot bring a tier. My pay purrs awl due glad den With wrapped words fare as hear. To rite with care is quite a feet Of witch won should be proud, And wee mussed dew the best wee can, Sew flaws are knot aloud. Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays Such soft wear four pea seas, And why eye brake in two averse Buy righting want too please.

Gakked from myth_adventure

1. Elaborate on your default icon.An Alex made for me by Miss Say Aye. 2. What's your current relationship status?Married3. Ever have a near-death experience?Um, no.4. Name an obvious quality you have.Dunno. 5. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?Who Threw the Overalls in Mrs. Murphy's Chowder... uh yeah. 6. Name a celebrity you would marry.Marton and Angelina Jolie if she didnt make wear a vial of blood. 7. Who will cut and paste this first?dunno... luin77 maybe8. Has anyone ever said you look like a celebrity?Um, not really. 9. Do you wear a watch? Yes, I am too OCD not to know what time it is. 10. Do you have anything pierced?Ears, 7, though I seldom wear any earrings anymore.11. Do you have any tattoos?Nope12. Do you like pain?Nope.13. Do you like to shop?For some things... books, art supplies... 14. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?Lunch.15. What was the last thing you paid for with your credit card?Randy's car repairs today16. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?Larry17. What is on your desktop background?Obi Wan Kenobi in all his ages...18. What is the background on your cell phone?Sara's friends Kristin and Shaunda. 19. What was the last movie you watched?Cimema: Happy Feet; At home: Aeon Flux? not sure actually!20. What was the last book you read?Next by Michael Crichton

Another one gakked from janalynn27

You Are 81% Ready for MarriageThis doesn't mean you should rush out and get married... But if you did tie the knot, it would probably work out great!Are You Ready for Marriage?