Samstag, 11. August 2007

Ode to Spell Check


This is for those writers who think that using spellcheck alone makes up for not knowing a single bit of grammar. And for those who beta and think that spellchecking makes them a beta. I did not write it; I just found it. I have a spelling chequer. It came with my pea sea. It plane lee marks four my revue Miss steaks aye can knot see. Eye ran this poem threw it. Your sure lea glad two no. Its very polished in its weigh, My chequer tolled me sew. A chequer is a blessing. It freeze yew lodes of thyme. It helps me right awl stiles two reed, And aides me when aye rime. Each frays comes posed up on my screen Eye trussed too bee a joule. The chequer pours o'er every word To cheque sum spelling rule. Bee fore a veiling chequers Hour spelling mite decline, And if we're lacks oar have a laps, We wood bee maid too wine. Butt now bee cause my spelling Is checked with such grate flare, There are know faults with in my cite, Of nun eye am a wear. Now spelling does not phase me, It does knot bring a tier. My pay purrs awl due glad den With wrapped words fare as hear. To rite with care is quite a feet Of witch won should be proud, And wee mussed dew the best wee can, Sew flaws are knot aloud. Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays Such soft wear four pea seas, And why eye brake in two averse Buy righting want too please.

11 Kommentare:

erjbeta hat gesagt…

LOL!! It took me a moment to figure it all out. :DHugs! :)

funcion5rio6a hat gesagt…

oh my lord. XD that was awesome; it should be viewed by entire fandoms!

rasdolnewnfrommondon hat gesagt…

Oh dear... *laughs*

kerroncrsos73 hat gesagt…

*big grin*I found it difficult to read, but maybe that is because English isn't my native language. I'm using a spell check, but I also know it has it's limits and am grateful to have a good beta.

umslmlia hat gesagt…

**spews coffee on the screen**That pretty much says it all! **snorfle****hugs**

nlfhtgalips hat gesagt…

<3Hehe I love you for posting this Alex.

piraktehhessek1yahoocom hat gesagt…

Awesome! Of course I couldn't read it the whole way through - it gave me a headache!

ghakadevimseryahoocom hat gesagt…

><GUH. Reinforces my constant whining about the need for good betas. :P

detlev409 hat gesagt…

Too funny. *heh*

aetisanssrlling38 hat gesagt…

ROFL! Good one!

piinlpdoklke hat gesagt…

That bought a tier to my I! ;) Oh dear... It's too true... Sadly! I think I'll print it and put it up somewhere! My Mum will love that - she's a Nazi when it comes to spelling!